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THE GLOBAL LEADERBOARD

The squish list.

Small blob. Worldwide bragging rights.

One button. A lot of nerve. Finish the free demo, post your score and give the world something to squish about.

THE BLOB HAS A REQUEST

“Make me famous.
For a good reason this time.”

CONNECTED TO THE SQUISHVERSE

THE CURRENT LITTLE LEGENDS
Your name here?A place for a little legend
2UNCLAIMED
United KingdomKevin19726,485 pts
1EARNED IN GOO
Your name here?A place for a little legend
3UNCLAIMED

Properly earned. Very poorly behaved.

THE TOP 30REPLAY-CHECKED SCORES
  1. 01United Kingdom
    Kevin197216 perfects · 1:08
    6,485PTS
1 ranked player1 country represented

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Different play styles have their own boards.
YOUR NEXT QUESTIONABLE AMBITION

Give the world a good little wobble.

Choose a ranked run in the demo. Finish all 30 landings, pick a nickname and decide whether to post it. Country flags are entirely up to you.

Play. Squish. Get on the list.
How the rankings work

Bath Dash scores are checked by replaying the complete recorded inputs on the server. Only successful 30-landing finishes are eligible. Arcade and Relaxed, with the jump guide on or off, have separate boards.

Your best eligible result represents your anonymous player in each category. The same browser key lets you withdraw your published demo scores. The game explains this before you opt into a ranked run. Use a nickname and keep personal information out of it.

When the full game launches, World Tour will use its own game rules, version, routes and guide categories. A finished three-life run can be published from its result screen. Scores from earlier rule versions and unranked practice are kept separate. Equal performances can share a rank.

Input replay checks consistency with the game rules; it does not establish that a human played. Read about public scores and privacy.

Essential account, security, checkout and game storage is needed for the features you use. It is always on.

Our first-party analytics uses a temporary session identifier to measure public-page visits, visible time, page journeys, referral hostname, device/browser type and demo activity. It stores your IP address encrypted for up to 24 hours in the live database, with approximate country where available. Detailed visits expire after seven days. Only authorised administrators can inspect visits; full-IP access is logged. No account details, typed text, payment references, recordings or full URL queries are collected. IP addresses are not sent to a geolocation service. Optional Google Analytics measures public page views, demo opens, actual demo starts, successful 30-landing finishes, Arcade/Relaxed difficulty, edition choices and checkout starts. We do not send your email, account details, scores, recordings, order reference, checkout session, search terms or URL query to it. Advertising features stay off.

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